THE BABE FILES - Mum life unfiltered

The Real Story of Birth and Labour: It’s Not All Sunshine and Rainbows Let’s talk about birth and labour. You know, the thing everyone tells you is going to be “magical,” “beautiful,” and “life-changing.” What no one tells you is that it’s also an absolute wrecking ball of chaos, pain, and raw, unfiltered emotion. It’s like a rollercoaster, but the only safety bar is...

Your baby, the peaceful little cherub, suddenly decides they’re done with the dummy. You watch in horror as it falls from their grasp, heading straight for the ground, and you can do nothing but watch in slow motion. It’s like the universe is giving you one last, ironic reminder that you don’t have control over anything.

The first question you inevitably get from well-meaning strangers:  “Where’s Dad?” Oh, gee, I don’t know. Maybe he’s off sailing around the world or doing yoga in Bali, because that’s what I’m really wondering while I’m over here juggling it all, trying to remember when I last had a moment to breathe.

The Real Truth About Toddler Mealtimes Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Eat Cold Pasta Off the Floor Congratulations, mum. You survived the newborn stage. You conquered sleepless nights, teething chaos, and somehow learned to function on three hours of sleep. Now welcome to toddler mealtimes, where your life becomes a full-contact sport and your dignity is optional. If anyone told you...

Welcome to Motherhood: Where Sleep Is a Myth and Your Baby Is the CEO A brutally honest, dry-humoured guide to surviving those early months.   Newborn Sleep: The Greatest Lie Ever Told Before having a baby, you probably read something like: “Newborns sleep 14–17 hours a day.” Adorable. Inspiring. A complete work of fiction.

Toilet Training: Where Pinterest Hacks Go to Die Alright, let’s talk toilet training. If you’ve been Googling “How to potty train like a pro,” you’ve probably stumbled upon some "miracle methods" that promise to have your toddler fully potty trained in just a few short days.  Spoiler alert: Its not that simple.    You’ve probably seen those Pinterest-perfect photos of parents who supposedly have...

In real mum language, the witching hour is: “That absolute shitshow window of time where the baby cries, you cry, someone burns dinner, your boobs hurt, your back hurts, the house is a bomb site and you question every life choice that led you here… while also loving your kid so much you could scream.” It’s normal.It’s common.And no, you’re not doing anything wrong.

In today’s world, where plastic toys seem to dominate the market, wooden toys stand out for their classic appeal, durability, and developmental benefits. But what makes them such a great choice for your little one? Let’s explore.

A keepsake is special because it captures a memory. Whether it’s a gift for a loved one, a reward for a milestone, or a token from a special occasion, a keepsake reminds us of the moments we cherish most.

Let’s be real: parenting is a daily mix of love, frustration, exhaustion, and more than a few curse words. You know what? It’s okay to admit that sometimes, “I’m a fucking mess” is the most honest thing you can say.